DESPERATE L0NELY WOMEN LOOKING for ME

I am sick of desperate single women looking for a boyfriend. They keep emailing me of all people, and I don’t see my invoices for passing their details to an actual matchmaking agency being paid.
Lonely Asian, cute russian, colombian & local, ones that want a splendit nigthtimes of disorder, to be out of control in bed, ones that crave to experience a crazy orgasm – you name it.

And what is with the desperation? Desperation isn’t cute. It’s not sexy. It’s 2019 – you can have as many tv shows as you can eat, you can volunteer, or if you can’t afford to travel to remote volunteering locations after work because you live in isolated suburbs – you can have a side gig in copywriting. (‘Side hustle’ for my american readers) There’s so much to do that finding yourself a man is neither necessary financially nor emotionally efficient in the current political landscape.

Of course, if you really need a man, sis, and if your main selling point is your zesty images of UR ideal body and tasty back in your profile! Also that Y’re twenty three YO . Go ahead, finish that tiresome solitude. Who run the world, etc.

What really bugs me is that I have never seen offers from a l0nely single mAn available for dating in my local area, asian or otherwise. Not once! And I know there are desperate men. And I know they sit on twitter, or tinder or are watching Rick & Morty or getting for the night out every friday wearing the only shirt and suit pants they own. And I really think they are missing the trick here!

If only they emailed me that they are looking for care. If only one of them promised to show me his excellent body figure, and much more! That can be viewed in his personal profile at kusnetzoff.info IF only they said that they are even willing to kiss me.

Well. Suffice to say they won’t need to feel l0nely and they will get a newish feelings: they won’t cannot be alone further ever again.

As things stand at the very least I have the option to treat chronic back pain with CBD oil and buy a 12000 lumens flashlight, washing my s0liptude down with a risk-free-Keto-bottle.