Author: Zen
My humble opinion of some brands of tea.
Posted by Zen On 18 October 2017
Good Bad or Indifferent.
Posted by Zen On 14 October 2017
It’s fun.
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WHEN FRIENDSHIPS ARE TRAGIC 2.0
Posted by Zen On 7 September 2017
Alright, so I didn’t learn my lesson.
I did, but not really, not when the same story had a different beginning.
WHEN FRIENDSHIPS ARE TRAGIC
Posted by Zen On 6 September 2017
I used to have this friend…
…the kind I shouldn’t have been friends with.
It’s a friend you have out of low self-esteem.
aka buy my book
Posted by Zen On 4 August 2017
1. Refined Sugar
2. Sugar
3. Zucker
4. Sugar sugar
5. Sugar sugar sugar
6. Sugar sugar sugar sugar
7. Sugarsugarsugarsugarsugar
8. Sugar
9. Sugar substitues, e.g aspartamine
10. Preservatives and some (but not all) E-numbers.
p.s. buy my book.
HOW TO MAKE A BENCH VOL.2
Posted by Zen On 25 July 2017
You know all those pinterest ‘pins’: “Build a bench for $15!” “Build a patio from an old pallet for free!”?
They are all lying.
FOCUS
Posted by Zen On 7 July 2017
Life is just so depressing.
Have you heard about Trump? Awful. The awfulest.
And North Korea. People walking in lines and the government making money off tourists because how else are they going to make money exactly? Exactly.
And the lack of women’s rights in some countries, and the pay gap? Horrible.
At least France didn’t choose Le Pen, but UK has fucked itself with the referendum.
Canned air is being sold to China because their slave labour factories pollute too much.
Journalists are still being jailed and killed in Russia.
Africa? Still a war-torn mess. And south Asia. There’s still technically war in it.
Brazil? Corruption. Definitely.
It’s just awful everything is going to shit and there’s nothing we can do about it, and corporations are killing our children with the gay agenda and our food is poisoned to make us addicted to avocado and dont you see that these people who is are conspiracy to take over the world OVER THE WORLD CAN YOU HEAR ME OH GODS CAN YOU HEAR ME CAN ANYONE HEAR MY life is just so depressing.
Imagination vs Drugs
Posted by Zen On 28 May 2017
Comments on an abstract animation music video on youtube.
Orlando – Impressions
Posted by Zen On 25 April 2017
Virginia Woolf – Penguin Books 1993 edition (reprinted in Penguin Classics 2000)
Back of the book description: “Orlando – the protagonist – begins his life as a young sixteenth-century nobleman, then gallops though the centuries to end up as a woman writer in Virginia Woolf’s own time”.
A HOUSE WHAT £100000 BUILD
Posted by Zen On 4 April 2017
[Conversation heard in a sauna and delivered as authentically as possible.]
