Category: conspirarists

Conspirarists part Cinque

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As of year 2020, the year of the Covid-19/Corona virus, people on the internet talk about “low-trust media environment” where we are discovering that there is a massive communication gap between well, everyone. And what is especially terrifying, between scientific vs sensationalist vs reactionary spheres.

I wanted to come up with a way to be able to easily gauge the validity of any particular piece of writing online. As it turns out conspiracy filled garbage is pretty formulaic. Before looking for specific details in a piece of informative media (articles, podcasts, videos), you only really need to ask this:

What is the purpose of the text?

Is it to inform? Is it to sell? Is it to inform you and then sell you something?

It is more or less obvious with physical products, since the product is physically present. It harder to identify informational products as such since their intent could be hand waved by “it is just an opinion” statement.

So, what details should you look out for? Brief list of signs that the information source might not trustworthy.

Verbose, latinated language:

  • This includes specific-seeming terminology that is difficult to check. This terminology might be entirely made up by the author.
  • Alternatively, the terminology might be correct, but “applied as a metaphor” or used in completely improper context.
  • Lack of structure on subject delivery. An argument is stated, but then the speaker would not inform us of the conclusion.
  • Lack of evidence is given for the conclusion of the argument.
  • Often literal interpretation of abstract or relative ideas. Absolutism bordering on obsession.

Lack of specific details.

  • If evidence is present, it is heavily lacking in statistical detail: “researches found out that x ” not “researchers found out that x affects z% of population y”. For example saying “as a consequence of x crime rates have risen” paints a different picture than “latest report by National Stat Bureau has shown that crime associated with x has risen from 1% to 3%”.

“Conservative” vibe and Moralism.

  • “it is destroying family values”. You can’t measure family values. Furthermore, different cultures have different “family values”. Terrified of “the other”.
  • The author relies on tribalism to attract the audience with such words as “as everyone knows”, “anyone reasonable would agree”

“Experts” either rejected by peers or is involved in a loud scandal.

  • Expertise of the speaker does not extend to the topic at hand, “the expert” (if they is one) is from a completely different field
  • Bad self-awareness, bragging “I had major luck interviewing X” instead of “In an interview with X…”, “I had the pleasure of meeting X”, “I was excited to use product X since I’ve been following the author’s work for years”

Very repetitive content overtime. Topics do not evolve or change.

  • No solutions to the problem are offered. Problems are ‘raised’ to attention, but no alternative is given, in fact the main call is to “go back to the way things were”. It’s akin to pointing to a dead, rotting fish in the middle of the room, complaining about the smell and then walking away.
  • Any solutions that improve the situation are rejected or deemed “not perfect” and then rejected. Incremental benefits from partial solutions are deemed unworthy of attempt.

No barrier to entry / overreliance on sensationalist information.

  • Products (ingestible supplements/business ‘opportunities’) are pushed to the reader under the guise of promising instant health, wealth & happiness.
  • No entry requirements – you are not required to have previous experience in this topic.
  • Freud, Jung or psychological stereotypes are used to describe people’s personalities. Especially suspicious if the speaker in question does not have a background in psychology.

“Charm of the ancients”

  • “We had arcane knowledge, but we lost it”
    often combined with “it used to be simple back in the day, but now it is difficult”. This also includes simplifying complex socio-politico-economic factors to absurdity e.g. “men worked at factories, women did homemaking”, chasing ‘exotic’ religious practices: “taking ayahuasca was my lifechanging experience”.

First of all, the list above is my opinion, of course. Secondly, it is not a prescribed list, and a single checkmark would not necessarily point to a sketchiness of the piece of media, but a cluster of “symptoms” definitely would make me extremely skeptical.

Also, it might be just me, but the delivery of this crap is tends to be very sexless and humorless. I suspect it tends to be this way since humor and sex need other people to be there. Or rather require empathetic connection and some degree of self awareness.

Though out last decade designed algorithms have been / tend to accelerate ‘bad’ news propelled in no small part people’s predilection towards sharing the shocking and dramatically upsetting. It’s not a new phenomenon or anything – sharing information, especially if it is negative, is a survival tactic that developed alongside language.

Grifters, or self-aggrandised societal rejects that try to create their own societies through fearmongering are also not new of course but they all seem to act in a formulaic manner. Perhaps looking at the symptoms we can at least get immunised against bad information, even if there’s never going to be a cure.

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Conspirarists Part Cuatro

Alternative Educator Two : The Baptist

Life is arguably meaningless. It is especially meaningless for those who have not found their own meaning in it. Life is less meaningless if you have found something to enjoy, take care of or work for, but that’s neither here nor there. On the day-today basis we are definitely tired of our unfulfilling jobs, feeling alone, and advertising that tells us that it’s our fault we’re unhappy.

This time we have a proper academic to tell us how to deal with it all.

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Conspirarists Part Drei

Alternative educator 1: Thrown to the Lions.

The old establishment ™ is outdated.

Recently, on the fringes of the world wide web, thoughts have been stirring: dark, radical thoughts.

They are thought by radical, alternative thinkers.

One of them is a dude that will teach you how to use this alternative knowledge to make sense of the world.

Since nothing is created in a vacuum, let’s see this dude’s credentials. Where does he get his inspiration from? Who has influenced his ideas? Why should I be persuaded by his argument?

According to his website he has an eclectic educational background, mostly from outside of academia, in sciences and philosophy i.e. self-taught, with no scholarly training. Now, we are not education snobs here, so hey, let’s take a look at the books he learned from and now recommends to us:

  Pop science, pop science, weird esoterics, another book by the same author (what’s a “social architect” anyway?), Chinese philosophy, more Indian philosophy, Feynman lectures (oh hey, actual science, but hardcore physics), Dawkins (obviously), Markus Aurelius’s Meditations (obviously), Art of War (double obviously)[1], more pop science, literally one book by a woman (out of 48 other recommendations), metaphysics, metaphysics, one book on stat related economics… Some of this is pretty heavy stuff. The man can certainly read, at least.

  But can he write? Well, he has written 4 long essays on “economics”, and my academic senses tingled in excitement because, dear reader, I have had the pleasure of studying econ up to my second year of uni, and I know a difference between words such ‘neo-Keynesian’ and ‘neo-classical’, innit.

  That didn’t really seem to matter, as I read on through very verbose text and got really annoyed as all of these essays require a massive “citation needed” stamp across each. And why the hell is he referring to a very common term of “zero sum game” as “win-lose system”? And why is he simplifying systems of trade done in the ‘ancient times’? Why is his picture of the ‘current economic system’ doesn’t talk about economic things like cycles? Why doesn’t he refer to real-life examples of change to support his propositions? He keeps saying that we need to build a new model of economics that’s a win for everybody but doesn’t offer solutions. Aren’t these essays supposed to explore that? I could go on.

  After finishing reading all this new & revolutionary thought what struck me, is how much of this comes across as trying to re-invent the wheel, based on never having seen the wheel but hearing about it from someone who has seen it couple of times. I must stress, the intention of these essays is to… I am heavily assuming, because I am not very clear, is to present the idea that the world is kind of shitty right now[2], but could be made better. That is a very decent idea.

But… is it worth to pay a £250 to listen to that idea?

Well, the thing is, you could already listen to a lot of his ideas for free. The comments on his youtube podcasts are very enthusiastic along the lines of “this is pure knowledge gold” and “everybody needs to listen to this man”. I have also listened to a couple of the casts, but the thing is…I don’t remember much about what he said. I remember that he sounded very clever at the time, but I couldn’t tell you what was his point. Like his writing, it’s a lot of unsupported statements that lasted hours, and provided little to no solutions to proposed problems, if it acknowledged any. History that led to these problems is unscrutinised or presented so out of context in “in the olden days there was” format, as if the olden days are completely unrelated to the current day. 

The general idea of that things ‘could be made better’ is sort of good in itself, isn’t it though? Do you know what, I might be unfairly tough on the guy. If he wants to make the world better, maybe he has practically done more than just Edu-tament pieces on a bro platform for bros. Let’s check out his LinkedIn. What has he done to advance economics and reduce capitalism?

Oh, he founded an expensive nootropics company. Oh. 

Buy my pills.

[1] Yeah, I have read it as well, at this point who hasn’t (and if you didn’t, don’t bother).

[2] I also love how he defends himself at one point “I’m critising capitalism because it’s what’s on rn, I am not a dirty commie, I promise” – I am heavily paraphrasing, but like, that’s so indicative of the audience he is expecting.

Conspirarists Part One.

woman holding mad cash

Conspiracy Theory’ – a theory about some events that have/are happened/ing but are being either kept in secret or covered up ex-post.  

Conspirator – a person taking part in the conspiracy.

Conspirarist – a conspiracy theorist that theorises that a conspiracy theory exists.

Couple of months ago, I started getting into conspiracy theories no-not-like-that, as in – it fascinated me why people believe them. This was triggered by a gym member posting an ‘interview’ on the gym group chat and urging us to listen. The interview was with a (in?)famous anti-vaxxing quack who was basking the light because of the Covid19 pandemic extravaganza.

This in turn led me to explore the rabbit hole of who was the podcast host and why was he ‘interviewing’ (what a joke, he was asking leading questions, not interviewing) people who effectively contributed to scaremongering and fearshovelling in times when people needed clarity and comfort.

It was interesting to see that earlier in the career the podcast host [1] interviewed slightly kooky yet ok people but as the time progressed the interviewees became more and more…questionable. Let’s call this PodcastPlatform1. As I was looking through all of the content, an interesting pattern emerged:

  1. There is one bitcoin ‘expert’ [2] that came on regularly to persuade people to sign up to either a pyramid-scheme or a make-money-quick scheme or possibly both.  
  2. There’s one ehh…drug ‘expert’ whose main topic was that ayahuasca and its potential to “Kill Your Fears and Alter Your Consciousness”.
  3. Also, rarely, but persistently an old Taoist man who talks about sex and multiple orgasms that you can reach or whatever. Orientalism? Never heard of it.

I’d joke that this place is Men’s Health on steroids, but that would be offensive to Men’s Health. However, PP1 does read like a men’s magazine on ayahuasca. Also, I was initially confused as to what exactly this place is about because it advertises “Business Masterclasses that are serious about your potential” in the banners surrounding the podcast window. The business class is led by your humble podcast host – Skeletal Man.

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The Big Scientific Conspiracy

I had this professor once. He taught us something to do with…integrated circuits? Or maybe microprocessors? Anyway.

He looked quite the part: older, white hair, sort of a tweed suit (practical shade of dark blue, no flamboyant waistcoat added). He talked at length about his own work trying to impress all the boys and tying to impress the girls. He wasn’t overtly creepy, but you could tell that if there was a chance, he would sleep with his own students. You know, that kind of a package.             

Anyway, he was desperately trying to be one of the fun ones (lecturers), so one day he took us all to the pub. And he…started the usual – jokes and goofs and uh moved on to… suggestions for coming over to a barbeque at his house, because it’s summer you see… I mean, you could see he was totally angling, but scrupulous like.

It’s on this trip he told us about this convention he went to – astrophysics or some big-brained moot like that, you know, something ‘up there’ in the scientific world (if you pardon the pun) and he told us about how he stood up in front of hundreds of prominent scientists and said that he knew as they all knew in the room that the Big Bang was… wrong. Is wrong. Never happened! Not real. And the idea of it is ridiculous because…well, in simplest terms that means that matter got created out of nowhere and that’s impossible and silly and everybody knows that!

And then, after the convention people came up to him congragulating him on his speech and agreeing that Big Bang is a scientific conspiracy that should be stopped, I mean, look at how many schools teach it and look at the consequences it has…of fooling so many people into Not Truth. Now, humbly, he doesn’t quite know the truth but he knows there are equasions.

See, there are four equations, just four is all you need to explain the universe. A set of four equations, three of which famous mathematicians came up with… such as, you know, that one – the simple one, and the next one – which is harder, and the third one is a bit more difficult still, and he is trying to find the fourth one to rule them all! *cough* the one to unify them all. See, they are all connected because in the fabric of measured space everything is connected, you just have to put in the work to uncover it all.

And we are close! We are so close, we are so close to uncovering it and once we do, the equation will make complete and utter sense of everything. And make everything alright. Everything.

The barbeque at his house never happened, by the way. And as far as I know, The Big Bang conspiracy is still at large.

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