Tourism

K: Is there anything to do around here for lunch?

D: No, there’s bloody nothing around here.

A: That’s just not true!

If you’re looking for lunch experience, there’s Kim’s downstairs – which is good price for your cholesterol (if you eat there every day). If you want to enjoy something more fancy there’s Stefano’s few minutes down the street – they have an amazing Italian chef and actual calzones. Perhaps you want to compose your own sandwich in a feat of inspiration – there’s a sainsbury’s down the street.

If you’re in for activity the building has a fully functioning gym with fully functional personal trainers. Alternatively, you can go downstairs to the common canteen and share a starburcks with Dell employees and find out that their work culture isn’t much different from you company’s own (and make a mental note to never apply to that office).

If you don’t want to stay in at all, you can always visit the actual dead (as opposed to dead-inside office workers, ha ha) at the cathedral cemetery. Or pretend to be a long-lost relative to the almost-dead at the nearby hospital – spend quality time dicing shit about your cousin Louise (who you’ll never have had) and her awful marriage to that no-gooder Mark. Oh, there’s a museum nearby if you’re into that.

As you can see – a world of possibilities.

D: Wow, you’re a regular tour guide, aren’t you.

A: Or you can always just stay in and be condescended on by your co-workers.